Westley
“Do you see the hinges?!” cried Westley, the hinge-repair-salesman. He was selling his wares whilst wearing his sales and shouting to unsuspecting passers-by. They looked at him in disbelief, continuing to watch out of the corner of their eyes as they walked past Westley, praising the virtues of a well-worn hinge, properly made to withstand the times. For three easy payments of $19.95 he would sell you his special WD-40 alternative, purported to extend the life of any antique hinge indefinitely, or he would sell you his soul too.