“The Story That Berenger Wrote When I was Four Years Old”

Once upon a time in a far away land there was a little girl, and her name was Auntie Mo. And there was a squirrel on her head, and she zoomed away. The End. By Berenger Ayers (my four-year-old nephew)

Once upon a time in a far away land there was a little girl, and her name was Auntie Mo. And there was a squirrel on her head, and she zoomed away. The End.

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